Kingdom's Episode 1 part 2

Kingdom's episode 1 part 2


General Lydia: wdf why am i in a plastic bag?? *MY BUM D:<!!!

Perv Pre: Hello My lovly bum :D *touches bum with bewb*

General Lydia: WDF!!!! *SLAPS* who are you!! D:< and what did you do with my soup covered noobie D:<???

Perv pre: oh My PRESIOUS :D *touches bewb with vagin.a o.O

General Lydia: WDF!!!!!

PONY: *HOURSE NOISE*

General lydia: OMG you bish you turned my presious soup covered noobie into a soup covered pony!?! D'':<!?

they arive at neko kingdom...

General lydia: NOOOOOOOOO GET YOUR HAND OFF MY LOVLY BUM D:<

perv pre: o.o i only have 5 more mineuts with your lovly bum nuuuuuu!!! *touches the ponys bum*

Prince roxas: why hello there :3 muwhaha

Princess neko: hehe hi noob :3 i missed you how long has it been 4 years i presume?

Soresceress Justine: *casts a magic spell to make lydia hug neko*

Princess neko: oh that wasent needed but ok LOL *hugs lydia*

General Lydia: wdf *hugs whore* hi whore! what's going on?

Princess Neko: well we will be on our way too fart kingdom tomarrow i'll be giving you your first task to free the noobies from king tims farty doom if you acsept this quest you are my new general do you understand nooba?

General Lydia: ... are you realy evil now whore!? D:

Princess neko : ha political matters have no such thing as evil nd good there for there own just cause too each kingdom wants soemthing maybe i want the asassination of emmi kingdom who knows i wont be telling you nonono :3 and as for "kingbrandon" ha he wont be a king much longer his subjects are fleaing sence he has no more gold left muwhahahahhaha

General Lydia: what?! none i only ATE SOME OF IT I SWEAR I DIDENT EAT IT ALL D: THE NOOBIES!!!! FIGHT FOR NOOOBIES!!!

Perv pre: *pees on lydias old emmi kingdom cloths* NOW YORU MINE!!! :D *gives bikkini* dance dance shake that booty lyd shakeit shake it baby

General Lydia: wdf!!!!!

Perv pre: *shakes it for lydia* oh yeah *runs too get camra bewb jiggles when  walks*

Princess neko: o.0.. eh... pre i dident say to tourcher her o.O

Perv pre: oh no it's not tourcher its plessure :D

Princess neko: *gives lydia a princess dress* let me show you too your new room dinner will be ready at 9:30 don't be late lydia

General Lydia: ok :o *puts on dress and takes a nap while cat farts on pillow*

meanwhile in prince roxas's room

Prince roxas: *hugs neko* so what do we do next?

Princess neko: oh nothing we simpley wait :3 *hugs* it'll work out i promiss we will get it we will ok roxas :3

princessneko and princeroxas : muwhahahahahahha :DDD *evil miniacal laugh*

meanwhile in the kitchen of neko castle

pinwheel: meow meow poop poop meow meow poop poop *pees on prepre* meow meow poop poop

Perv pre: :D *humps pinwheel*

Prince roxas : LOOOOOOOOL

Princess neko: *pats roxas* xD

General lydia: *comes down stairs in a pretty black princess dress with hair in ribbons and dress pined up alittle*

Princess neko: Welcome miss lydia nice too see you listened your an hour early though xDDD

General lydia: my tourtis had too pee....

Tourtis: *pees in prepres cup*

Prince roxas: NOOO not again don't rhape the turtle!!!

perv prepre: it doesent havve man ballz and circle bewbs like the cat anyway...

General lydia: o.O *picks up tourtis*..... *eats sock soup* ooo this is almost as good as sandeis who made it?

Princess neko: O_O you don't whana know....

General lydia: O_O *spits out* NUUU PREPRE PERV PEE!!

Princess neko: LOL no xDDDD

General lydia: NOO kitty pee poo meows !!

Princess neko: nope lol

General lydia: ?!?!

Ryuz: hello :D *hugs lydia* he ha hu ha im naked :D

General lydia: WDF!!!!

Princess neko : o.O wdf... him lol

General lydia : D':<!!!

Prince roxas: o.O.......why is he naked? yesterday he was dressed like some gay lady/man o.O

Princess neko: i have no idea e-e

Ryuz: *acts likie old man from stupid cartoon and rubs butt on a wall* =D

General lydia: -.- so i gotta do what again?

Ryuz: D= rhape everyone in the room !!!!

General lydia: o..O...

Princess neko: no your going to help me kidnap king tim o.O and save noobers from his death farts
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General lydia: OKIE :DDD