A Crazy Dream Chapter 2 lol

so i went into walmart this reminded me of zombieland now lol that place was crawling with the little verman lol so yeah ofcorse i brought the M16 :| shooted them too hell and back i sure did xD and i got mah cheetos lol so then i went back into the millitary vehicle and you dident think i forgot the little kandy koko car did you? xDDD i should have but whatever i had that in teh back of the milliray humvee yeah i betchu think i'm an idiot for stealing a military humvee becasuse if there were any enemys im sure they'd take me out first that way as well as me keeping a kandy koko car in teh back -.- and those guns were probably a smart idea but all of them no and not geting gass at the walmat gasstation was dumb too =-= geez im stupid xD anyways i drove off i just barely made if back too the farm but it's funny cause the farmer started waving his hands in the hair saying "WERE SAVED" thinking i was millitary i guess xD?  well then we got all them in the back of the humvee and i desided that it would be a good idea too put keira away from teh stearing wheel and guns so i put her up on the top and belted her too the top LOL what a bad sister i am xD but hey it's for the best :P and maii i tied up in the back in the corner without guns i figured i could trust loosa and the farmer well unuf xD i was surely wrong about that ... and we drove till i ran out of gass and then well i gotb more at the station from befor and zombie attack and keira got mad at me because she wanted too shoot it in the ballz -.- and i stabed it in the face with a buture knife instead -.- im dumb for not takin the gun out with me at least i had that right? well when we got back into the car and had gass we drove more stoped every tiem we needed too some zombies shwoed up but nothing serious so we kept driving till i found something else lucky ^^
a little plane how great :3 so i drove the car up the board of the plane and got taht in it and everyone out of the car now i have no god damn idea how too drive a plan i killed about 12 zombies in there i think the others if there were more died because the others probbably ate them -.- and so we flew and stoped at every country on our way for alittle just incase there were any survivors also for me too check who got nuked xD yeah so far everything and then we got too vietnam and stoped longer and i checked everythign i could and then we went into some store and i heard crying so i walked around in there with my gun just trying too find if theres a kid in there i mean well yeah i heard crying so there should be.. right? well i kept walking till i found 4 people siting in a corner the crying was from a 10 year old little girl siting holding onto a grown man im not sure what age but old unuf too be her uncle or maybe dad and then i looked around and the girl asked "uh what are you here for?" and i said "just checking for survivors" and she said "what do you mean?" and i said well i'm not so sure i whana tell you yet.." and she said "why?" and i said "i don't know but i'm here too help you" and she said "realy?" and i said "yeah" and she said "can you help my dad? and my sister im not realy sure were she went though >.<" and i said is that your dad?" she said "mmhmm he got hurt can you help us?" and i said i'll do my best i'm not millitary you know :|" and she looked at me and said "you look alot too me like a british girl in a german millitary suit with a gun o.o isent that millitary?" and i said "sort of im acctually well not realy sure but i lived in japan then crazy stuff started hapening and i ended up in germany and uh long story lets get you out of here" and she said "wait !" and i said "hm?" and she said "my sisters still not back yet D:" then i heard a sound... "stay still don't move" i whispered too the girl and i turned around infront of them looking around and then i saw another little girl with a riffle she looked about 13 and she was wearing blue gloves and a purple shirt with vietnamese millitary pants but she only looked aroudn 11 but i had a feeling she was older then that i asumed she was 13 because idk i just did she had braces and she looked at me then she looked at the other little girl and then at the man then back at me "WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DO YOU WANT!" and she pointed the gun at me and i said "nothing who are you and what do you want :3" yeah i was being a stupid sass idiot lol yeah i guess i diden't notice the gun at the time or maybe just diden't care much anymore i diden't have much left too lose did i? other than mai loosa and the poor little girl who i don't even know but still and then the riffle armed girl said "go away now!" and i said "no i think i'll hang here for awhile kid :3" and then she got alittle mad and said "ARE YOU AN IDIOT I HAVE A GUN POINTED RIGHT AT YOU AND YOU TALK LIKE THAT!" and i said "yeah im crazy yeah im an idiot yeah im r3tarded yeah im a bitchh yeah yeah yeah beenthere done that heard that i don't care it's the end of the world kid either grow up or explode " and keira came is 'not sure how she got out' and she said "i whana explode sht!" then mai came in with a pistal and was liek "fook yah" and i looked at her like seriosuly xD then loosa came in and said "so you hate because i'm black fucc you!" and she pointed the gun at the armed riffle girl and then i said " NOPE leave her the fucc alone i'll handel this " and keira said "mmk haruko -.-"   then the girl said "WAIT! haruko...?"and i said "yeah thats my name does it matter kid? " and she said "i know a girl named haruko..." and i said "oh realy well you do live in veitnam there might be some o.o" and she said " no the haruko i know lives in japan o.o" and i said "o.O theres probably alot more then me there too xD" and she said "o.o i guess..." and then the 10 year old girl looked at me and then she looked at the other girl and then mai said "kuka ima fook em up " and im like "oh god no realy..." and keira said "fook yah kiddo xD" and i said "god no..." and then loosa said "watcha gona do i can talk now >.<" and i said "yeah you learned how too talk when you turned 12 lol...." and then i said "nhgdfuifh keira put the gun down!" and she said "fook no!" and i said "put it down" and she said "FOOK YOU NO!" and i said " OMG ZOMBIE BEHIND YOU KEIRA!" n she looked behind her and shot the gun like 12 times and yelled "IMO FUCCING KEEL YO ARSE!" and im like -.- and then the armed riffle girl said "o.O keira and haruko and camy..." and i said "WTF HOW YOU KNOW DAT!" and i pointed my gun at her thinkin somethin got out lol and she said "uh ameba pico....." and i said "HOLYVSHT!" and she said "... neko?" and i said "WTF WHO ARE YOU KID!" and she said "lil..." and i said "O_____O holy crap..." and then the other girl said "and emmi......" and i looked at her liek wtf again well then i desided they be comin with us aswell as there injured dad o.o...


then i went and found alot of my pico friends i forgot in what order so im gona just kinda go with it xD

we found miss sherry and a zombie seeming too be havin a stareing contest xD
we found justine and joshie eating pizza in there house unaware of everything xD
we found justin and chokey pooping in a hole in someones backyard o.O/conf
we found nikki and roxas shooting zombies like hell they managed with bb guns o.O fook yah xD

we found lydia and faye and mable saving small children and puting them in a basement were they were mostly safe
we found kiki shooting zombies too hell as well xD
we found joy huging a teddy bear yelling you GOTTA POOP GO AWAY!at zombies o.O xD
we found some randomers who altimatly became our buddies later cause they were awsome
we found eh other people who i forgot :| yup thats about it on fidnign people lol

then we in teh end made an army and well lydia wanted too get us an awsome smile uniform and we all got millitary stuff and cop stuff under and then overt that we wore a smile face and on the back it said "TEAM FUCC UPS" lol yeah what a name keira chose for us lol.... =__=
and then alot of other stuff happend but i forgot so i'll have too think i will hopefully not make a 3rd episode :3 GO AWAY NOW !